1 00:00:12,110 --> 00:00:16,319 Hey, I want to wish everybody a happy Steak and Blowjob day. 2 00:00:16,331 --> 00:00:18,530 On February 14th is Valentine's 3 00:00:18,531 --> 00:00:37,480 Day and we receive gifts. And on March 14th is Steak and Blowjob. I cooked the meat and 4 00:00:37,481 --> 00:00:44,692 apparently it was delicious. Come here sweetie. 5 00:00:44,704 --> 00:00:51,620 But if you're wondering how we got like this, 6 00:00:51,760 --> 00:01:04,500 it's because we cooked. And sucked cock. And ended up like this. 7 00:01:20,780 --> 00:01:25,949 Hi honey. Hi. Do you know what today is? 8 00:01:25,961 --> 00:01:30,376 Thursday. And? March 14th. And? 9 00:01:30,377 --> 00:01:34,890 Mike are you feeling okay? Yes, but it's Steak and Blowjob day honey. 10 00:01:34,902 --> 00:01:39,183 You're supposed to cook me a steak and give me a blowjob. Who says? 11 00:01:39,195 --> 00:01:44,352 The internet of course. Alright, I guess you better get to it then. 12 00:01:44,353 --> 00:01:48,243 Oh wait, wait, wait. I did get you something. So you 13 00:01:48,244 --> 00:01:50,681 can put that on when you're cooking my steak. Huh? 14 00:01:50,780 --> 00:01:55,180 Alright. Best holiday ever. 15 00:02:09,050 --> 00:02:12,930 Oh, honey you're the best. It looks so good. 16 00:02:13,430 --> 00:02:17,770 You enjoy it. Oh, I think I will. 17 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:29,360 Wait. 18 00:02:35,620 --> 00:02:39,460 What? What about our daughter, Sofia? What if she catches us? 19 00:02:41,060 --> 00:02:46,520 Ever since we gave her those headphones, what she does all day long is listen to the 20 00:02:46,521 --> 00:02:48,480 classical music. I think we will be fine. 21 00:02:50,060 --> 00:02:51,060 Akide면g 22 00:03:05,510 --> 00:03:06,510 Oh 23 00:03:06,650 --> 00:03:07,650 Mm 24 00:03:09,730 --> 00:03:16,850 Yeah, she knows how to. 25 00:03:17,230 --> 00:03:18,230 Mmm. 26 00:03:30,520 --> 00:04:13,600 A little pause... and we are back. 27 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:17,850 Oh, my God. 28 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:18,703 They're just like, Woah! 29 00:06:46,343 --> 00:06:49,420 What are you doing here? 30 00:06:49,421 --> 00:06:53,500 Oh my god, you guys are celebrating blowjob and steak day? 31 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:56,640 Yeah, it doesn't look like Christmas now does it? 32 00:06:56,920 --> 00:07:01,231 I envy you guys so much. I've been seeing this all 33 00:07:01,243 --> 00:07:05,480 over my social medias. Everybody's been doing it. 34 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:07,600 Honey? 35 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:10,820 No, she's your stepdaughter. 36 00:07:11,380 --> 00:07:15,235 I mean come on, it's steak and blowjob day. This only happens once 37 00:07:15,247 --> 00:07:18,880 a year and it looks like we need more than you think. Alright? 38 00:07:19,420 --> 00:07:21,160 Okay, fine. She can cook your steak. 39 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:22,320 No! 40 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:23,880 Alright. 41 00:07:26,820 --> 00:07:30,060 Okay, but listen. You can't tell anyone about this, okay? 42 00:07:30,380 --> 00:07:39,560 Come here, sweetie. I know this isn't easy doing this with your dad. 43 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:42,400 You know, what do you want us to do? 44 00:07:54,070 --> 00:08:23,800 Hmm, you think you're ready to help your mom? 45 00:08:24,060 --> 00:08:25,060 Yeah. 46 00:08:39,700 --> 00:08:40,700 Here we go. 47 00:09:14,620 --> 00:09:17,240 Oh, that's it baby. That's it. That's it. That's it. 48 00:09:18,660 --> 00:09:19,660 Here we go. 49 00:09:24,300 --> 00:09:26,584 Oh yeah, I love daddy's pose. Just like that, right? 50 00:09:26,596 --> 00:09:28,760 You wanted to do this, right? You little pervert. 51 00:09:28,980 --> 00:09:30,220 Hey, don't call her that. 52 00:09:30,860 --> 00:09:32,640 Yeah, I'm not little anymore. 53 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:35,640 Okay? 54 00:10:08,060 --> 00:10:09,840 I'll take you home, sweetie. 55 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:13,460 Here's your dress for Daddy. 56 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:17,120 Oh. 57 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:22,440 Oh crap. 58 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:23,520 What's that? 59 00:10:23,940 --> 00:10:25,300 Sh touch. 60 00:10:33,860 --> 00:10:36,340 Yeah, there you go. Stroke that cock. 61 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:38,480 Stroke it in his mouth. 62 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,000 Daddy's cock. 63 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:04,840 Yeah. 64 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:06,200 Oh my God. 65 00:11:07,580 --> 00:11:09,420 This is so good. 66 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:31,280 Stroke it together. Yeah, just like that. 67 00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:33,940 Yeah, there we go. 68 00:11:34,660 --> 00:11:35,740 Oh, fuck. 69 00:11:36,060 --> 00:11:37,300 This is so sick. 70 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:40,060 Oh, no. 71 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:41,740 Oh, that's sick. 72 00:11:42,420 --> 00:11:43,420 Like that. 73 00:11:43,460 --> 00:11:45,140 Yes, please, please, please. 74 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:47,680 Oh, that's sick. 75 00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:49,860 How about both of them? 76 00:11:49,861 --> 00:11:51,000 Oh, son, that's cock. 77 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,160 Mm-hmm. 78 00:11:54,660 --> 00:11:55,840 Mm-hmm. 79 00:11:55,841 --> 00:11:56,360 Mm-hmm. 80 00:11:56,580 --> 00:11:57,080 Mm-hmm. 81 00:11:57,081 --> 00:12:00,570 Mm-hmm. 82 00:12:09,390 --> 00:12:10,750 Mm-hmm. 83 00:12:11,130 --> 00:12:11,810 Mm. 84 00:12:11,830 --> 00:12:13,470 Oh, fucking sick. 85 00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:18,530 Oh, that's so good. 86 00:12:18,531 --> 00:12:19,690 Mm-hmm. 87 00:12:20,810 --> 00:12:21,810 Mm-hmm. 88 00:12:22,570 --> 00:12:23,570 Mm-hmm. 89 00:12:24,670 --> 00:12:26,210 It's so good. 90 00:12:26,211 --> 00:12:27,610 Got those fucking booger. 91 00:12:27,810 --> 00:12:29,050 It's so, so good. 92 00:12:29,130 --> 00:12:30,090 Oh my God. 93 00:12:30,091 --> 00:12:31,350 Thank you, English. 94 00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:33,050 Oh, it's so bad. 95 00:13:12,890 --> 00:13:14,290 I just thought this was me. 96 00:13:15,910 --> 00:13:19,430 Oh, yes. Daddy's caulked nice and wet. 97 00:13:19,890 --> 00:13:21,930 Yeah, there we go. 98 00:13:25,150 --> 00:13:27,170 So fuck daddy now, huh? 99 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:35,580 You want to get on daddy first? 100 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:39,280 Yeah. Hop on there. 101 00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:44,480 Yeah. There we go. 102 00:13:55,420 --> 00:13:57,520 Yeah, that's how he likes that. 103 00:14:20,020 --> 00:14:21,420 Yeah. 104 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:31,640 Yeah. 105 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:41,740 Yeah. 106 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:44,520 Yeah. 107 00:14:45,140 --> 00:14:46,020 Yeah. 108 00:14:46,021 --> 00:14:47,280 Oh, that was gross. 109 00:14:50,660 --> 00:14:52,080 Oh, you need to stay. 110 00:14:52,860 --> 00:14:58,660 Oh, he's gonna stick it in there. 111 00:14:59,140 --> 00:15:00,140 Yeah. 112 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:02,020 Oh, yeah. 113 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:03,600 Yeah. 114 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:10,480 Oh, yeah. 115 00:15:10,481 --> 00:15:12,300 Oh, yeah. 116 00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:14,900 Oh, yeah. 117 00:15:14,901 --> 00:15:15,580 Oh, yeah. 118 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:16,800 Oh, yeah. 119 00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:20,020 Yeah. 120 00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:25,620 Here, here... Oh, that's it. 121 00:15:25,940 --> 00:15:26,980 Yeah. 122 00:15:29,780 --> 00:15:33,900 Okay, that's so good. 123 00:15:34,380 --> 00:15:35,380 Fuck. 124 00:15:35,980 --> 00:15:37,020 Hahaha. 125 00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:39,100 Oh, yeah. 126 00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:43,220 Yeah, that's so better. 127 00:15:43,221 --> 00:15:44,221 Oh, yes, that's so good. 128 00:15:45,060 --> 00:15:46,500 Oh, yeah. 129 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:48,100 Oh, some Big Troy! 130 00:15:52,260 --> 00:15:54,000 You want to sit here, huh? 131 00:15:54,180 --> 00:15:55,180 Yeah. 132 00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:57,680 That's fine. 133 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:34,720 Oh my God, man. 134 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,000 That's what that was supposed to be. 135 00:16:37,140 --> 00:16:38,556 I'm getting this fucking heart right now. 136 00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:39,940 Oh, no. 137 00:16:39,980 --> 00:16:41,720 This is taking a fucking toll on me. 138 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:43,520 Oh, no. 139 00:16:43,820 --> 00:16:44,820 Oh, no. 140 00:16:45,140 --> 00:16:46,640 Oh, no. 141 00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:50,260 No, no, no, no, no. 142 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:51,520 Oh. 143 00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:58,480 Oh yeah. 144 00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:02,560 Oh yeah. 145 00:17:03,020 --> 00:17:04,960 Oh yeah. 146 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:07,280 Yeah. 147 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,000 Oh yeah. 148 00:17:12,001 --> 00:17:15,100 You need to take this pussy off my car. 149 00:17:15,460 --> 00:17:16,960 Oh yeah. 150 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:21,960 Oh... 151 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:25,180 Yeah, so you're back in mommy. 152 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:26,360 Yeah. 153 00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:28,200 Oh... 154 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:32,560 Oh... Yeah. 155 00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:33,700 Oh... 156 00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:37,800 Oh... Yeah. 157 00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:45,801 Oh... Yeah. 158 00:17:49,580 --> 00:17:50,660 Oh... 159 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:55,920 Yeah. 160 00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:56,300 Yeah. 161 00:17:57,140 --> 00:17:58,140 Yeah. 162 00:17:58,720 --> 00:17:59,720 Yeah. 163 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:10,160 Yeah. 164 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:14,040 Yeah. 165 00:18:14,220 --> 00:18:14,700 Yeah. 166 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:15,140 Yeah. 167 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:15,300 Yeah. 168 00:18:15,301 --> 00:18:15,540 Yeah. 169 00:18:15,541 --> 00:18:15,620 Yeah. 170 00:18:15,621 --> 00:18:16,621 Yeah. 171 00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:17,580 Yeah. 172 00:18:17,940 --> 00:18:18,940 Yeah. 173 00:18:20,660 --> 00:18:20,820 He has to tell her to get up. 174 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:22,180 I'm here. 175 00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:26,480 Mom, she needs to go. 176 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:28,120 She needs to go. 177 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,440 Bro. 178 00:18:32,260 --> 00:18:33,540 Where's the change coming from? 179 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:34,460 Yeah. 180 00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:35,580 Come here. 181 00:18:35,620 --> 00:18:36,620 Oh yeah. 182 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,840 It's better having her for you. 183 00:18:43,980 --> 00:18:44,980 Yes. 184 00:18:51,780 --> 00:18:54,900 Oh my god, they're taking all that cock like a good girl. 185 00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:17,920 It's such weird girl type and all that. It's not like that. 186 00:19:47,540 --> 00:19:51,660 Look at your mom, she plays with herself just like that. Just like that. 187 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:55,000 Look how bad her chest is getting. She's just pleasing herself. 188 00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:56,340 So I don't want to look at that. 189 00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:58,200 You look at that. 190 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,760 Why don't you look at mom's face? 191 00:20:07,220 --> 00:20:07,580 Yeah. 192 00:20:07,660 --> 00:20:08,660 Yeah. 193 00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:09,880 Oh yeah. 194 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:11,400 Yeah. 195 00:20:11,540 --> 00:20:11,900 Yeah. 196 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,080 Oh yeah. 197 00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:15,380 Oh yeah. 198 00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:15,940 Yes, yes, yes. 199 00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:17,760 Thank you. 200 00:20:18,340 --> 00:20:19,340 Yeah. 201 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:21,320 Oh yes. 202 00:20:21,580 --> 00:20:22,820 He's just like that. 203 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:23,920 Yes. 204 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:43,080 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 205 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:03,680 Yes. 206 00:21:08,540 --> 00:21:09,060 Yes. 207 00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:09,660 Yes. 208 00:21:09,661 --> 00:21:10,020 Yes. 209 00:21:10,021 --> 00:21:10,340 Yes. 210 00:21:10,380 --> 00:21:10,640 Yes. 211 00:21:10,641 --> 00:21:10,780 Yes. 212 00:21:10,781 --> 00:21:10,900 Yes. 213 00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:12,100 Yes. 214 00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:12,660 Yes. 215 00:21:12,661 --> 00:21:12,880 Yes. 216 00:21:12,881 --> 00:21:13,100 Yes. 217 00:21:13,101 --> 00:21:13,120 Yes. 218 00:21:13,121 --> 00:21:13,140 Yes. 219 00:21:13,141 --> 00:22:06,310 A little pause... and we are back. 220 00:22:06,330 --> 00:22:07,330 Just like that. 221 00:22:07,510 --> 00:22:08,410 Just like that. 222 00:22:08,411 --> 00:22:09,411 Don't go so fast. 223 00:22:09,670 --> 00:22:11,610 Not so fast, don't go that low. 224 00:22:12,470 --> 00:22:13,770 Nice. Just like that. 225 00:22:14,450 --> 00:22:15,670 Don't go so fast. 226 00:22:16,270 --> 00:22:17,610 I want you to be nice. 227 00:22:17,611 --> 00:22:18,611 Put your leg right here. 228 00:22:19,010 --> 00:22:20,570 Oh, here we go... 229 00:22:22,130 --> 00:22:23,310 Just like that. 230 00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:38,150 Oh my god. That person got so fucking tired. 231 00:22:41,310 --> 00:22:43,070 Look at Jared. That's so good. 232 00:22:44,310 --> 00:22:45,310 That's so good. 233 00:22:46,850 --> 00:22:47,850 That's so good. 234 00:22:48,270 --> 00:22:50,070 I don't want to die. Don't stop. Don't stop. 235 00:22:53,310 --> 00:22:54,650 Oh yes. 236 00:23:23,690 --> 00:23:26,110 That person is so fucking tired. 237 00:23:26,250 --> 00:23:27,570 Oh my god. Yes. 238 00:23:32,350 --> 00:23:37,410 Oh my god. 239 00:23:37,411 --> 00:23:39,390 Oh my god. 240 00:23:40,290 --> 00:23:41,290 Oh my god. 241 00:23:46,830 --> 00:23:51,370 Oh my god. 242 00:23:53,830 --> 00:23:56,290 Oh my god. 243 00:23:56,291 --> 00:23:57,291 I'm sorry. 244 00:24:15,910 --> 00:24:19,490 Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. 245 00:24:19,630 --> 00:24:22,050 Oh yeah. 246 00:24:23,310 --> 00:24:30,070 A little pause... a little pause... Oh... oh... oh... Oh, yes! 247 00:24:31,390 --> 00:24:32,390 Oh... 248 00:24:35,730 --> 00:24:36,130 Oh... 249 00:24:36,530 --> 00:24:36,970 Oh, shit! 250 00:24:37,150 --> 00:24:38,170 Oh, shit... 251 00:24:39,470 --> 00:24:42,750 Yeah, that's a good job looking at Maude's pussy, just like that. 252 00:24:43,030 --> 00:24:45,850 Seriously, I just... Oh... 253 00:24:46,910 --> 00:24:48,070 Oh... yes! 254 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:54,490 Oh... A little pause... and we are back. 255 00:24:54,850 --> 00:24:57,910 A little pause... and we are back. 256 00:25:31,770 --> 00:25:34,570 Oh, yes. 257 00:26:02,370 --> 00:26:05,170 Oh, yeah. 258 00:26:26,670 --> 00:26:35,750 A little pause... and we are back. 259 00:26:35,751 --> 00:26:37,350 A little pause... and we are back. 260 00:27:12,710 --> 00:27:45,980 A little pause... and we are back. 261 00:28:00,140 --> 00:28:01,880 Oh, yeah. 262 00:28:27,660 --> 00:28:28,660 A little pause... 263 00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:30,860 Oh, yes! 264 00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:34,740 Oh my God, I'm so tired. 265 00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:37,760 Please, please, please! 266 00:28:40,420 --> 00:28:42,700 Oh my God. 267 00:28:44,340 --> 00:28:47,620 Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 268 00:28:47,780 --> 00:28:55,660 A little pause... 269 00:28:56,700 --> 00:28:58,380 Why don't you put your ass right here. 270 00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,160 Oh yeah, there we go. 271 00:29:04,020 --> 00:29:05,020 Sit right down. 272 00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:06,760 There you go. 273 00:29:07,700 --> 00:29:08,700 Yeah, there. 274 00:29:41,260 --> 00:29:42,260 Mm. 275 00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:46,500 Oh, my God. 276 00:29:46,501 --> 00:29:47,501 Oh, my God. 277 00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:53,260 I'm growing. 278 00:29:53,660 --> 00:29:54,660 Mmm. 279 00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:00,160 I'm feeling so good. 280 00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:02,720 Yeah. 281 00:30:03,060 --> 00:30:06,440 Oh, my God. 282 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:07,940 Yeah. 283 00:30:08,020 --> 00:30:09,020 Yeah. 284 00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:14,160 Stop it. 285 00:30:14,820 --> 00:30:15,820 Yes, yes. 286 00:30:16,660 --> 00:30:19,120 Slow it down, slow it down. 287 00:30:20,900 --> 00:30:24,040 Yeah. There it is. 288 00:30:25,100 --> 00:30:26,920 Yeah, there you go. 289 00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:34,960 Oh my gosh. 290 00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:36,680 Yeah. 291 00:30:38,780 --> 00:30:39,780 I'm overdosing. 292 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:41,040 Yeah. 293 00:30:41,620 --> 00:30:42,620 That's it. 294 00:30:45,340 --> 00:30:46,060 That's it. 295 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:47,200 Yeah. 296 00:30:49,660 --> 00:30:50,840 Oh, yes. 297 00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:54,640 Oh, my God. 298 00:30:54,660 --> 00:30:55,660 That's it. 299 00:31:02,780 --> 00:31:03,580 That's it. 300 00:31:03,581 --> 00:31:06,580 Oh, my God. 301 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,000 That's it. 302 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:14,120 Oh, yeah. That's it. 303 00:31:14,121 --> 00:31:24,920 Yeah, that's it. 304 00:31:25,020 --> 00:31:26,020 Oh my God... 305 00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:31,380 Oh my God... 306 00:31:33,340 --> 00:31:35,500 All we are gonna do is rate the fucking problem. 307 00:31:35,580 --> 00:31:36,820 Are you guys ready for it, huh? 308 00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:37,480 Yeah... 309 00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:38,040 Yeah? 310 00:31:38,260 --> 00:31:39,100 Let's go here. Come, Daddy. 311 00:31:39,260 --> 00:31:40,260 You need some medication. 312 00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:41,560 Yeah... 313 00:31:43,820 --> 00:31:44,820 That's it. 314 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:46,280 Oh, yeah. 315 00:31:49,180 --> 00:31:49,980 Oh, yeah? 316 00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:50,240 That's it. 317 00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:51,340 We want this first, huh? 318 00:31:52,020 --> 00:31:53,020 I'm sorry. 319 00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:56,800 Oh, shit. 320 00:32:09,100 --> 00:32:16,380 And you know what? 321 00:32:17,540 --> 00:32:18,000 What? 322 00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:20,900 What makes this even better is that the day is not over just yet.